Ones for dark mode, ones for light mode.. just depends on what your Colon is set to
LupusDeusMagnus on
Your farts have truly terrified them.
Wonkasgoldenticket on
Probably their phones talking to one another and had the ad come across their media one day.
xjeeper on
I think your children are trying to tell you something
TBearForever on
You’ve raised them with common scents
bodhidharma132001 on
IronBoomer on
This would be a badge of honor on r/daddit
Actiaslunahello on
This happened to my mom with her two sisters like twenty Christmas’ ago. They each got her a framed picture of the phrase: “Chance made us sisters, hearts made us friends.”
Cami_1 on
your farts must be deadly 😭😭
ugh168 on
Your kids
HALODUDED2 on
I got my dad one of those as well
CobblerMaster684 on
It might just be a sign….
bbyxmadi on
“you stink, dad”
Kissariani on
I believe it’s time to talk to your Dr if that is your xmas gift LOL
LofderZotheid on
Technically they didn’t give you the same candle
Nincompooser on
I would so just grab the candle every time I had to fart, scramble to find a lighter, let’er rip and light it at the same time and then promptly extinguish it when the fart ends. After all, I would simply be following the instructions.
bremergorst on
The one on the left is pleasant smelling to make the fart less noticeable.
The one on the right is a nuclear powered death fart so dad doesn’t feel like his fart is inadequate.
Immer_Susse on
I had a Christmas where I got four tambourines… because I told *everybody* I wanted a tambourine 😂
WetCoastDebtCoast on
Guarantee they typed in “gifts for dad” into Amazon.
New_Stats on
OP, have you heard the good word about our Lord and Savior, probiotics?
AliceInReverse on
You know, maybe this is a sign to see a gastroenterologist
dearabby1 on
**and**
Confusedsoul2292 on
Lol thats funny
Dillydad402 on
And ALWAYS yell “the beacons are lit” when you do. This’ll just become your room wide notification from now on.
SternLecture on
if i were rich i would make the candle smell like my farts. so he gets to smell mine when he rips. people who just blast em are the worse.
ddollarsign on
“Am I [stinky]? No, it’s the children who are wrong.”
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Ones for dark mode, ones for light mode.. just depends on what your Colon is set to
Your farts have truly terrified them.
Probably their phones talking to one another and had the ad come across their media one day.
I think your children are trying to tell you something
You’ve raised them with common scents
This would be a badge of honor on r/daddit
This happened to my mom with her two sisters like twenty Christmas’ ago. They each got her a framed picture of the phrase: “Chance made us sisters, hearts made us friends.”
your farts must be deadly 😭😭
Your kids
I got my dad one of those as well
It might just be a sign….
“you stink, dad”
I believe it’s time to talk to your Dr if that is your xmas gift LOL
Technically they didn’t give you the same candle
I would so just grab the candle every time I had to fart, scramble to find a lighter, let’er rip and light it at the same time and then promptly extinguish it when the fart ends. After all, I would simply be following the instructions.
The one on the left is pleasant smelling to make the fart less noticeable.
The one on the right is a nuclear powered death fart so dad doesn’t feel like his fart is inadequate.
I had a Christmas where I got four tambourines… because I told *everybody* I wanted a tambourine 😂
Guarantee they typed in “gifts for dad” into Amazon.
OP, have you heard the good word about our Lord and Savior, probiotics?
You know, maybe this is a sign to see a gastroenterologist
**and**
Lol thats funny
And ALWAYS yell “the beacons are lit” when you do. This’ll just become your room wide notification from now on.
if i were rich i would make the candle smell like my farts. so he gets to smell mine when he rips. people who just blast em are the worse.
“Am I [stinky]? No, it’s the children who are wrong.”